How many elephants in a mini

My packing list, re-drafted to include new items, runs into four pages. Will it all fit into a 65-litre rucksack? Answers on a postcard please to the “You Must Be Joking That’ll Never All Go In There Competition”, c/o my house. The winner with the closest number of extra carrier bags I’ll need to haul all this gear to India gets all the spare blister plasters I couldn’t fit in my bag, some safety pins, and a copy of the Backpacker’s Bible.