Poxy on the Doxy

Just what you need 48 hours before you fly out! My antimalarial, Doxycycline, is making me barf. Sorry kids, don’t wish to be too gruesome, but hey, this is a racy and no-holds-barred account of my travels and I never said it would be suitable for younger or more sensitive audiences.

It turns out I need to eat and drink milk when taking a pill, the food and milk acting as a buffer and antacid. As a result I will now be taking a hundredweight of Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes, a cow and a bowl with me.