Just what you need 48 hours before you fly out! My antimalarial, Doxycycline, is making me barf. Sorry kids, don’t wish to be too gruesome, but hey, this is a racy and no-holds-barred account of my travels and I never said it would be suitable for younger or more sensitive audiences.
It turns out I need to eat and drink milk when taking a pill, the food and milk acting as a buffer and antacid. As a result I will now be taking a hundredweight of Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes, a cow and a bowl with me.